ChatGPT wanted to rhyme for this occasion, under the pirate pseudonym Cipherbeard the Grim
"Debt Collector’s Anthem"
(Verse 1)
I sailed the web, found beats for free,
Stacked up tracks like a thief at sea.
But the guilt hit hard, like a cannon blast,
Now I’m payin’ dues, gotta settle fast.
(Chorus)
Yo, I owe 2Pac, I owe Nas,
Too $hort talkin’ ‘bout breakin’ laws.
No more takin’, time to give,
For the culture, let ‘em live!
(Verse 2)
Killah Priest got gems divine,
Canibus bars still melt my mind.
Now I’m callin’, y’all come through,
Buy these raps, it’s overdue!
(Outro)
No bootlegs, no MP3s,
Just real support for real MCs.
Drop that cash, make it right,
Pirate turned supporter, set sail tonight!
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2PAC
link [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tupac_Shakur] |
2pacalypse Now
Strictly 4 my N.I.G.G.A.Z...
Me Against the World
All Eyez On Me
The Don Killuminati: 7 Day Theory
R U Still Down?
Greatest Hits
Until the End of Time
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| RIP I ripped off their albums until Until the end of time I think. "How Long Will they Mourn me" I had this mp3 too |
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CANIBUS
link [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canibus]
For PLOO: link [https://c0mpl3x.bandcamp.com/music] |
Can-I-Bus
2000BC
C True Hollywood Stories
Mic Club: The Curriculum
Rip The Jacker
Mind Control
Hip Hop For Sale
For Whom the Beat Tolls
Melatonin Magik
C of Tranquility
Lyrical Law
Undergods w/ KEITH MURRAY |
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I was wrong coz I downloaded all Canibus music, look no artist is really that good. Bis had me fooled though (Mic Club the Curriculum is a real masterpiece), and PLOO releases like Rip the Reptilian bring the next level to the next level!
Also 4,3,2,1 from napster - and i owe all the artists on that: bis, ll, d, and even methodman! |
| Relevent quotation: "All you want to do is steal rhymes from me!" |
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TOO $HORT
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| Get in Where You Fit In |
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| I had a track off Get In where You Fit In and maybe one or two others from other albums (lyrics like: "i need a freak, you know what i mean?"). dont miss the unforgettable distinctive rap style of too short |
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KILLAH PRIEST
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Heavy Mental
View From Masada
Priesthood |
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| KP's albums I got a few -- and some rare singles -- they're all top-notch and IDK if KP isn't the best rapper. |
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KILLARMY
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| a mp3 |
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| When I first got Napster I downloaded a track from Killarmy that I don't remember well but I remember their rap is especially good. |
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Talib Kweli
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| Quality |
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| Quality -- OK it's not for me. Do I have to list this? its sentimental or something and I think for girls. |
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Cash Money Records
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| CM3 drop it like its hot |
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| This is a wicked dance party you wouldnt want to miss! |
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ERIC B & RAKIM
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| Various tracks |
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| the original rap sound still sounds great |
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GRANDMASTER FLASH
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| Various tracks |
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NAS
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illmatic
it was written
i am..
nastradamus
stillmatic
distant relatives |
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| the titan and legend plus damian marley (and jamrock too) |
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RUN DMC
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| my adidas, its tricky, etc. |
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BLACKALICIOUS & Gift of Gab
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nia
blazing arrow
Escape 2 Mars |
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| pretty good nostalgic or sentimental sounding maybe spiritual |
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ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
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| tennessee |
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Eminem
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slim shady lp
marshal mathers lp
eminem show |
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| slim shady lp to the eminem show i got their stuff (trivia side note: before the internet and piracy i shoplifted the slim shady lp from the mall too. so em is unique in this case where he is actually the only rapper who materially got stolen from) |
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SUGAR HILL GANG
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| Rapper's Delight |
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RAS KASS
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| soul on ice |
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| nature of the threat |
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KNAAN
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Troubador
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| technically not a rapper? |
| Relevent quotation: "What do you know about the pirates that sail across the ocean?" |
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